this one is for the ladies - the old ones

Krystal and Steven have been using the power of the internet to create a system that allows able bodied young men and women to pick up old ladies from the street and carry them to their desired location! The old ladies are numerous, but the young men and women with capable biceps have been hard to locate. When asked of Steven "Why a organization that picks up old ladies and carries them?" he replied "...well they just look so darn tired crossing the street, why not just pick them up and take them where they want to go...i mean c'mon old ladies are the back bone of this country, why not put OUR backs into it for them, ya know". If you know of any such individuals who would be interested in helping to start this fledgling organization of picking up old ladies and carrying them wherever they want to go please contact K or S.